olddirtytees:

ayyy watch my vine it’s cool

jjasmine13:

Tell me

jjasmine13:

Tell me

god-yes-sherlock:

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

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  • People outside the U.S.: The fuck is going on in America?
  • People inside the U.S.: The fuck is going on here?
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

littleoil:

let me take you fly to beautiful dream
good night

littleoil:

let me take you fly to beautiful dream

good night

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

illusionsarearoundme:

I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:

Squidward

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Plankton

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Vicky

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Deedee

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Megan

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And of course, Moseby

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"I’m not used to being wanted"

tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

kellyangel:

… Never?

[anythingcomic]